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Rant the Second: On Web Development
 Okay, I'll copyedit the page now and have it sent over sharpish.
 YOU'RE the one who edited my HTML and destroyed it? The page worked fine and now it's broken.
No, shit-for-brains, I had Jim do it. 'Course I edited the page.
Well, I suppose NOW you're going to fix it, right?!
It's unfixable, your web page design makes less sense than George Bush's strategic plans for invading Iraq. That's very little sense.
That was a tired comeback you threw at me. Take it back. I don't want it.
Too bad, Mr. I-Suck-At-Web-Development. You are now HTML Bush.
And riddle me this: if it's BROKEN, then why are the pages you didn't touch still WORKING?
I dunno, it's your shitty web design. You tell me. Maybe if it was less shitty I could figure that out and give you an answer.
Oh I'm the expert now? Great, here's my diagnosis. YOU BROKE IT. Here's a prescription for GTFO DON'T TOUCH IT AGAIN.
If a man tries to reshape a pile of smashed pottery into a different shape, did he break it? No, it was already smashed. That's your web page design, smashed pottery. Why is your web page design smashed pottery?
See, I would have likened your code to a pile of dog shit in the middle of a beautiful, pristine park. It wasn't always there, but some ignorant dog enthusiast didn't clean up after himself. And guess what? The dog has the shits because the owner fucks it in the ass every evening.
...what is it with you and dog-fucking? If we're discussing politics it's about dog-fucking, if it's web page design it's about dog-fucking. >_>
Being around you must remind me of it.
Ew. If you discuss me it's dog-fucking too. Everying is dog-fucking to you. What would Freud have to say about that?
What wouldn't Freud have to say about that?
That is an excellent point. |
